kurama101:

actionhank:

asmoron:

actionhank:

Josh, tall and strong. Best company to be stuck with in a zombie apocalypse. Machete which is okay, I guess. Appropriately-sized blade and but blades get dull. Clam chowder… Well, shit. Definitely not going to make it far living on that.

Melissa, short, kawaii, and able to hibernate 60% of the day in order to conserve energy and supplies. Flashlight + Revolver + Flares (Alan Wake). Arizona Arnold Palmer. I will be so jacked peeing every 30 seconds while Melissa is asleep just shining that light on zombies and wanting to pee my pants. Expected survival duration, 3 hours. AT LEAST YOU WILL BE ASLEEP WHEN YOU GET EATEN BABY

This made me laugh really hard. Thanks for warding off the zombies while I sleep peacefully. Love you, honey!

Jono, who frankly, is the best person possible, because if a zombie bites him, he’ll bite it back and it’ll become infected with J-Bossitis.

Last weapon would be the highly practical Pzkpfw 38(t), which with a 37mm cannon, 2 machine guns, 50mm armour and a top speed of 42km/h would be ideal.

Infinite supply of froot loops would probably be our downfall, though it would make us hyper enough to operate a tank built for four crew with only two of us.

I can see indefinite survival possible… well at least until our 2700 bullets and 90 shells run out…

Lachie, who would be a good marksman due to the sheer amount of CoD he plays.

Double-sided Lightsaber and Force sensitivity which would absolutely shred everything and anything with it’s ultimate Jedi-ness.

Tiramasu which would keep us hyped on sugar and caffeine and provide enough fat to keep us from malnutrition. However, it would go bad real quickly without a fridge due to all that cream.

How fucked are we? Not very due to ultimate Jedi-ness.

(Eternal gratz to Jordy for recognising my Bossitis for recognition of its existence is the only way to endure it. It’s transmitted via proximity, the zombies will become my own army)